Had a call with my team at work today, with people dialling in from different offices. The phone in one office kept cutting in and out and I referenced Norman Collier. The boss pointed out that of about a dozen people on the line, only she and I are old enough to know what i was on about.

That (and my 27yr old daughter announcing I'm going to become a Grandfather)

The last pair of chinos I bought for work were 97% cotton 3% elastane. Feel the stretch.

It just feels wrong, especially when my lad is stood next to me!!

Myself & a colleague (him late 30s) were discussing a meeting with a consultant who turns out to be called Paul King. Obviously I broke out into "Love and Pride". Colleague looks at me bemused. Turns out he was 4 when it came out

When I was doing a job last week and the 28 year old client said you used to go to school with my dad

Try Cougar then!

My 11+ paper was written in Latin.

Starting to shop for clothes in Matalan.



Buying myself a t-shirt that reads "I may be old but at least I got to see all the good bands"



Seriously considering buying Long Johns (man tights) so I don't get cold at matches.



I'm 40 FFS!!!

I've been wearing them since I was 30 - call them 'skins' to imply some kind of technical, sportswear connotation - you'll feel better.

When I realised I’m older than my girlfriend’s grandad. In my defence they do have children at a younger age in Cambodia.

Edit Durham Giant. Very funny but too far over the line to be left Edit