Keith Swiftcorn never fails to deliver (with his painting-by-numbers posts). I just wish the same could be said for his performances for Royal Mail. We live in hope.

Straight onto this thread and the WCC thread. Bearing in mind he's probably been composing those posts in his head during his flight back from his jollies I expected better.

One can learn much from Ryan Bailey.



His work-related performances have involved painting by numbers since 2004.

Don't forget to order extra ginger with your curry order on Friday.

I'm hoping it's more authentic than some of the whitey places the poster formerly known as AP used to take me to.

I understand you're frequenting a certain establishment whose decor resembles the living room of a former Coronation Street resident by the name of Hilda Ogden? Assuming the food you order is a tad too hot for your taste buds, a jug of Mango Lassi ought to do the trick... or a Chocolate Thickshake with accompanying wiggly straw from the co-owned establishment next door.

I noticed his orgasmic need to relieve his tension. I hope he's cleaned himself up, you don't stay sticky warm for very long.

So he can understand number sequences and follow them?



You've shown him a little bit more credit than usual. Jet lag?

Indeed.



He's familiar with taking on numbers 1 through to 7.



Loses focus when confronting any numbers over and above that.



Unless it's a halfback.

I agree.



Yours



Luke O'Donnell

6 out of 38.

Ah yes. Forgot. Silly me.



The slaying of Morley, LOD, Radford, Mason et al were flukes.