DEAD



Salford RLFC from top to bottom.

Don't say that mate, you can't say a bad word about the club

RED

Improvement on the Wire match

Kear sticking up for McRae

Facebook wind-ups



DEAD

The atmopshere at The Willows last night

The Shed

People who think that going to all Salford matches and/or attending for several years gives them the right to be morons

Childish 'fans' who think that the only alterative to verbal abuse and stupidity is to say nothing bad about the club

DEAD.



Greece and the soon to be dirt farmers who live here (10 Euros for two bottles of Strongbow my ar$e).

Red:

Ladbrokes offering 4/1 for there to be 121+ runs in an extended afternoon session yesterday. Easy money.



Ladbrokes offering odds of 8/11 for the same bet in the evening session.

One for KOTS.





Being sat outside Stone Roses bar in Kardemena and a load of St Trinians just walked past



=redGROUNDHOG DAY mate

Ahh happy days fella!

RED



chatting with Alex Murphy last night



Iain being our hero







DEAD



Being stuck in the lift at BBC studio

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Dead



Englands Ashes Hopes 72-6 before lunch Day one



Winning the toss and miss reading the ground

Misreading the ground, or just putting on an awful batting performance?!







DEAD

Flintoff failing his fitness test

Prior and Anderson carrying injuries

Ravi Bopara at number 3

England's chances of winning the 4th Test and winning the Ashes with a test to spare



RED

Prior's effort with the bat (relative to his team-mates)

Seeing Leeds Rhinos' pitch relegated to a car park



The propect of a tense, deciding final test in the Ashes

Red

Pretty much nothing except the thought of rekindling my Sunday League career after 2 years.



Dead

The thought of having to spend 7 hours at Headingley tomorrow with a couple of gloating Aussies.



Anticipated beer prices at Headingley.

The amount of training I'm going to have to put in to even get to the fitness levels of the average pub footballer



The n0bs I have to work with. Council fecking gimps who do sweet FA and are just waiting for their pensions. Bitter? Moi?