Doesn't it happen when you reach your age eh Geordie..?

It does but not as often as my mid 20s when it was virtually guaranteed

If the testing is done the same as athletics then all players will have to give their whereabouts for 1 hour every week.



So Atkins may very well have said he will be at home betweek 6:00 and 7:00 every Sat morning. And the testers are within their rights to turn up at that time.

Same happened to Langley of the Bulls at 6.30am. Langley didn't play though, he was taken ill on the bus.

As a member of the England elite squad, Atkins & Langley are subject to random drugs tests. When better to test them than early morning when if they had taken something the night before, it would still be in their system?

It's not the Atkins business that shocks me. It's the fact we're discussing our site moderator's morning glory situation.

well the question was asked

As you get older it's other parts of the anatomy that are a little stiff in the morning!

I've now got pictures in my head that should never be in my head.

Like everything else with age probably happens a little slower - maybe at the bus stop on the way to work.

Pee'ing with a hardon is more painful than child birth, fact.

i'm glad we only move the clocks twice a year, that catches me out.