Who in gods name buys turkey twizzles. And dinosaur shapes.

I don't like baguettes.



Somehow, they give me 'lip paper cuts' when I'm eating it. It's just too much of a trauma for me, the pain afterwards like.

french bread.... cuts the roof of my mouth to pieces....horrible stuff.... unless you dip it in soup... in which case its amazing.

Reality TV or anything that Z List losers claim to be a "Celebrity" programs and then all the reports about this on the telly in newspapers on Twitter or Facebook. I don't care about some idiots in Essex or in a house for 3 months. A singing show or talent where the best ones actually don't qualify because some weirdo who is actually talentless can sell more space in the tabloids. There is a reason why these z listers ain't famous anymore and it is because we got fed up with you first time round so don't be brainwashing the youth of today into thinking you are anything else that crap.

Adrian Chiles and that Irish bird that's on TV on a morning. Pair of talentless morons.

Geordie Shore. Absolute brainless idiots.

Really fat people in motorised vehicles, letting them bizz round town allday on a buggy isn't helping them lose weight. Should be encouraged to walk.

Chris Evans

Michael MacIntyre (sp) ...don't know why...he just irritates

Fred Talbot ...in fact weather forecasters in general

Lenny Henry

Jonathon Ross

The farce that is Winwick Road traffic island

The dead eyed vacuousness of 99.9% of TV presenters...Tess Daly anyone?



That Greek(?) bloke who rides the motorbike on Rogue Traders



The general demise of Doctor Who..indeed the lack of any quality BRITISH SF these days.



How the media refers to Ruby Yawnion as simply 'Rugby' when reporting on it..."In the rugby today".. whilst RL is always given it's league moniker when referred to.

I could write pages on this!



Narrowed down, here is my top three, in reverse order.



3. Nobodies making TV careers for themselves just because they are eccentric or from Essex. I'm referring here to the absolute garbage that is Big Brother and The Only Way Is Essex. Who are these people? Why are we bombarded with them in every paper, every magazine and constantly on the telly. AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!



2. Supermarkets. Not because of the supermarkets themselves, but the zombies that go there when I do! Drive onto Morrisons car park at any time of the day, and someone will walk out in front of you pushing a trolley or pushchair. It's like they have a lobotomy on entry to the grounds! Then inside, if it's not customers blocking the aisles while they compare the price of soup, its the staff stacking shelves with the cart blocking any access to anyone fatter than Kate Moss. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!



1. This makes me swear EVERY time. People who don't indicate at roundabouts. Small thing, I know. I approach roundabouts, stop for the car that approaches with priority, only for it to turn off before me without indicating. Are cars not fitted with them these days? Just watch how many people do it. It drives me potty. I know that it is relatively minor, but the topic is "Irrational Irritations", and this fits the bill.



If you think I need help, send the white coats to.......

This one is a bit random - The Where's Fred section on Granada Tonight. When he announces the answer the name of people who guess correctly scrolls across the bottom of the screen. More often than not a person from the actual place where he is that week has bothered to enter!

I think this one is entirely rational - Louis Spence. I don't like the way that he overproduces saliva when talking.



Also, another irritation that I have. When your better half offers to make a you a drink, you accept, then when they are giving you the drink they try to burn your hand off whilst passing to you at some funny angle, it turns into a game of twister trying to get the handle etc, I'm shouting "Put it down ..., put the f%cker down will you ..."

don't even get me started on TV.