I still think yours is the more likely Frank.

"The hawk thing was used so that it would scare the vermin away on match days."



That is no way to treat Wigan fans, it is only a Friendly and we get the full gate money.

Grass requires light to manufacture food by the process of photosynthesis. Maybe the floodlights were kept on to increase the rate of photosynthesis so that more food could be made by the grass to make it grow quicker. This would help the pitch to recover from the wear and tear received on a match day.

You get the prize - who could argue with a scientifically correct answer?

Its grass and artifical mixed isn't it?

Yes, but the grass still grows naturally.

It is a kinky sex thing we all know.



Wouldn't be surprised though if someone posted it was a badger hunt and had something to do with cattle tubercolosis.



After all it is well known ungulates are allowed to graze at the LSV at night.



We need to know and Jonny not doing a poll shows the real reason.

I really would have liked to believe your explanation Frank, but you couldn't/weren't willing to give it credibilty by admitting you were there. Therefore, I have had to go with the explanation that baffled me with science - I'm afraid your use of big words, like 'ungulate' came just to late to sway the decision in your favour! (anyway, wouldn't the hooves damage the pitch?

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no but cheerleaders do apparently

Well I am a bit of a Sherlock Holmes type on this.



When you are presented with a number of theories why such and such happened always pick the obvious or most likely.



It is usually the right one.

Bet he was involved

Possibly, although if it had been a thread about the LSV windows having been knockd out.............