Couldn't smell it in the West Stand, Frank!

Here I go.

I'm absolutely sick and tired of having to listen to you lot going bloody on about going to games on Sunday when I have to work. You Lynda constantly posting about booking coaches. You Frank dribbling in the minibus. And you Fred get right up my nose having the best damn seat for filming the games when I am standing at work with a bunch of people who either smell or I want to thump.

I'm telling the lot of you now, that if I find out that there was no singing and banter at Donny this weekend you've all done with me.

One more thing. What the bloody hell is going on with the flags. Get yer bloody fingers out and get them put up for cryin out loud.

I'm damn sick of it.

Oh forgot about you two, Mazey and Beaumont. Why can't you just stop being nice and friendly and turn into Lennighan or Abromovitch. Can't stand it.

There I think I may have turned my moan into a rant.

As Will Hay used to say, " I love you all".

My moan is the stuards last week I bought a pint from the legends bar and went to take it in the ground with me when I was stopped and told to drink it our tip it away as I could not take it in with me when I asked why he said how does he no where I have bought it from I would of thought the plastic cup might of give it away.......

I'm fuming!! Even though my daughter is away for the weekend, I still woke up at 7am. I blame that bloody Mazey - gets right on my wick he does.

I hope Peter doesn't know you wake up thinking about me Mish

I am having a moan that no one has thought of a moaning thread before now.

My apologies for not thinking of it sooner.

Why not offer official stadium tours ? Say first Saturday in every month at 10am if pre booked. Reckon it will go down a storm with our younger fans especially.



Visit the Leigh dressing room.



Walk down the tunnel and onto the pitch.



Sit in the dug out, sit in Paul Rowleys seat.



See the Northern Rail Cup



Visit the control room. Tv Gantry etc.



You could even throw in a board room bacon butty and orange juice, pricing it accordingly and I reckon it could be a win win.

Sorry Harold but this is nowhere near moaney enough for this thread.

I do think its a good idea though and I'm sure us younger fans would be up for this. I would also take my grandson.

Incorporating a 'Captains Run' training session and autographs after, trouble being who would do the guiding? It would have to be volunteer led and then we have the 'red tape' of the LSV to contend with that would be the biggest problem IMO.

Sack the coach and the board