www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoBueVGRq2k I'd like to thank Tissot for the watch, and I'd like to thank big fat Gary Schofield for the motivation, keep it up Gary

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoBueVGRq2k I'd like to thank Tissot for the watch, and I'd like to thank big fat Gary Schofield for the motivation, keep it up Gary

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A Classic from Ray French

A former Wigan RL forward (who shall remain anonymous to save him further embarrassment!) on the beach at an end of season team bash in Spain - pointed to the sky and asked "is that the same sun as we get back home?"!!!

The groupie girl outside Wigan’s Riverside Club eyed up the town’s new Rugby League hero - and liked what she saw. ‘’Hiya, big boy,’’ she said to burly South African Nick Du Toit, her eyes settling on the most personal part of the 6ft 3in forward’s anatomy. ‘’Tell me, are you built in proportion all over?’’ ‘’Listen, lady,’’ replied Du Toit in his clipped Afrikaans tones. ‘’If I was built in proportion, I’d be 12ft 10!’’

was gunna say that one hahaha, class

I remember Barry Mac describing some forward on Sky.......

'If I went home and found him in bed with the wife..... I would tuck him '

Playing Warrington the year after Long & Gleeson's betting fiasco I think, Gleeson gets nailed in the tackle and drops the ball. My dad yells "BET YOU DIDN'T BET ON THAT ONE GLEESON!"





For Sean Long, "He's got a pineapple... on his head"

Not exactly a one liner but.....



[size=150 "Next year it is our intention to bring in two or three absolute top draw Australian players to mix with our youngsters.



"Not has beens like what's been going on in the past.



"Next year, or the year after, I think we'll be back to Wigan being the greatest again."



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Dave Kaiser Whelan - April 2003

That was Feka!

Think it was Paul Rauhihi

Ha good one was stood with me mate at Catalans, losing by so much can't remember, about three years ago. We were struggling and he just turned round to me and said, "Give it to Palleasinna, he knows what to do!"



As soon as he said it Feka through a pass, intercepted, full lengther and effectively lost the match

Well it must be a regular joke from BMc.