would be more confident if we Had hock.

I Trout it.

If this games drawn, it will be a mackerel (miracle!)

Thinking of putting longy for first try my self mate and roberts/richards last.

Is it just my Herring going funny again, or has nobody mentioned his name?

This thread went whistling over your head faster than a motorpike and side-carp.

I hope carmont does not have to go and see a sturgeon with his leg

I hope Bilko is whiting down all these jokes for future reeference.

I'm reely sorry I started these puns off now.

i've haddock enough of all these fishy puns on this plaice. Good cod, herring these puns over and over again is not what we do! People should be trouting thier mouths off like they normally do about Wigan, rising to the bait in the process!

Halibut is a carp referee.

Would it be worth giving him his own music to run out to?



Maybe "You're Shrimply The Bass" by Tuna Turbot.