haven’t got many of them left wi kids like mine Snowie mate

Not for right long these days DS

I know the feeling

My uncle Jim gave me a Chinese burn because I wouldn't feed his donkey, left a bit of a mark.

This is the funniest thread I've read on here.

Big lads mate wrote:

Fiesta











Come on Dunkirk, you know BLM can't read.........

Had a dodgy curry, ended up with an ars3 like a Japanese flag if that counts...

best one yet

Older readers may prefer the analogy of "an ar5e like the beginning of Bonanza"

best thread yet

For those not old enough to remember this, the scene was a map somewhere on the plains, with a fire flaming out from the centre of the map.

I’m not that old, I just watch a few daytime repeats.

Spat my coffee out laughing when I read this and now I have a similar red mark but, not on my wrist