First of the losers

Its no place for losers.

You'd still have swapped with us though. It's a terrible feeling losing a Challenge Cup final but must be worse not to have made one for nearly three decades.

Much worse losing a semi final than a final. I'll remember this cup run for the euphoria of the win at Huddersfield. That was one of the best days I've had as a fan supporting for 40 years.

I did manage to get the mobile number of one of the coloured girls stewarding our tunnel.

Try ringing it you'll probably get the Samaritans

What colour was she?

I thought 83 was the most disheartened i'd felt at Wembley but yesterday almost matched it because we just didnt compete at all

She kindly replied to my text last night.

She hasn't got the foggiest about RL though.

She didn't even fooking know what teams were playing.

Only one team did

Blue with pink spots.

Just my type.

As you said. The perfect match