Been away in wakey working all day and just got in to see the news. What a shower of our east hull neighbours are. Mind you their ability to bend the rules seems breathtaking you have to admit.

Hit a nerve, eh?

Good we will do as long as you promise to stop spitting dummies out as the crunching is getting to jar a tad now

Its been reported that in a recent refit of the boardroom a previously unknown draft of Hamlet has been found under the carpet, the main differences are at the start of Act 3.

[i

To-ngan, or not to-ngan: that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

to comply with overseas quota regulations

Or to take arms against a the bureaucracy of Red Hall

And by opposing end them? To die to sleep

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

of fielding the regulation number of federation trained players[/i



Further research is pending, funded by the money left over from the Mason sponsorship auction.

About time we had a bit of culture on here

Nice one Neil

[iThe Comedy of Errors[/i is probably more apt.

Jeez Puggy,you can`t wait to put the boot into us at the first opportunity,and as soon as things go tits up at your club,you get all huffy because we take the P.

You can`t make it up.

Really?



Aw how will the new shirt look when the EDL sponsor you?

Quality,the Bard himself would have appreciated it.