Kath ' Caster Semenya had the same test '.

Kath: can you tell me where the gent's toilet is please

You're a Wessie so you'll know what to do

Kath: I used James beard trimmings to extend my snatch coverage, it comes right up to here now and i know you like the girls hairy.

I panicked like mad when I suddenly noticed James Lowes sat in front of Pearson, until I remembered he's Leeds' number 2.

Phew.

kath: No, she's not my daughter, that was a nasty rumour started on RL fans



pearson: I see, I was going to ask if she was adopted

So this was a pre-season friendly and we are ready to go when?

Adam - Kath are you a airplane blond?



Kath - What do you mean?



Adam - If I looked at your Undercarriage would you have a Black Box!!??

yer but no, but yer but no, but yer but.......

James - "I still cant work out how to play snake on this thing"



Kath - "I've cleaned the toilets now what shall i do?"



Pearson - "That'll be all, now do one"

Pearson - "well Kath thats were you've being going wrong"



Rule - Better look busy he's just discovered Agar's .

James Rule's Text message reads, "Dear Gaz, Don't give your lass any house keeping this week. Some bloke from City has just given her a black bag with what looked like around £3 million inside it".