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vikings 4 ever - yer card's marked sunshine

Shame as he's a widnes lad to.

I think we knocked the softness out of him when he came over to the light side. He still has a camp voice though so he hasn't lost all his Widni traits.

All the best folk come from Widni, it's a tough life in widnes but it sets you right for the future I tell thee.



Up the Vikings!

Who did he play RL for as a kid? He's the same age as me, but I don't remember playing with/against him.

Matt needs to be given some serious anger management training.







I'm sure HM Prisons wouldn't mind obliging for a few years

Matthew Calland, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for five years

He'd take over from 'Big Grouty' as the top dog in Slade prison.

No chance. The way I see it is 'Orrible Ives has new competition.

Actually, now that I've come to think about it, I reckon he'll be more like 'Lukewarm' (Christopher Biggins).

Or alternatively spend 6 months as head coach of the Barrow Raiders?

He wouldn’t get that long at Barrow. Old ‘Dessy Boy’ would see to that. He’d be out on parole and on the dole within a month