I heard a rumor that there a flight with 4 one way tickets to timbuktu tomorrow morning in the names of Demetriou, Gleeson, Blanch and George i hope its true!!

I'd put Cooke on the plane rather than George

knowing our luck theyll be another ash cloud and wel be stuck with them

not lost your sense of humour then

Demetriou a veteran of numerous flights,will give his all to make the flight.

Gleeson,as with tackling,he will just miss the flight,but its ok he will get another chance to fly the week after.

Blanch will get confused by the gate numbers and board the wrong flight.

George,he will trip up over a blade of grass when leaving home and will not be seen for another 8 weeks.

No doubt threads like this will help all the players confidence no end.

No doubt games like last night will help supporter confidence no end.

demetriou and george are awful. jd is a penalty machine this season also needs to learn how to pass a ball backwards not forwards. george needs to learn how to score a try and get a hair cut





KEAR OUT Harrison in!!!!!!!!!

george and blanch are in the unfortunate position of being wingers playing in a team who cant pass a ball and constantly feel the need to drive into the waiting tacklers.



the type of rugby we are playing we may as well get shut of the entire three quarter line and play with twelve props and a hooker(only required for bending down reasons)



jd cant be faulted for effort but time is catching up.

gleeson is simply not good enough defensively this season(no idea what has happened to him)

cooke can be summed up in two words LAZY and B*****D.



unfortunately our style of play lies at the door of mr kear

Err,hes never had a sense of humour thanks

Turn the heat down on the old sunbed sunstroke, its frying yer thinking tackle

Turn it up more like